Twice a day!

This guy goes into a doctors and says, "Doctor, doctor you've gotta
help me. I just can't stop having sex!"

"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks.

"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day," he answers back.

"That's not so much," says the doctor.
"Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary,
TWICE a day," replies the man.

"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.
"Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute,
TWICE a day," says the man.

"Well, that's definitely too much," says the doctor. "You've got to
learn to take yourself in hand."
"I do," says the man. "Twice a day!"