Three guys in a casino with their wives

Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in
Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they
returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around during
their break and discussed their vacation.

The first guy said, "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since
we got back, my old lady flings her arms and hollers, '7 come 11′ all
night, and I haven't had a wink of sleep!"

The second guy said, "I know what you mean! My old lady played
blackjack the whole time we were there and now she slaps the bed all
night and hollers 'hit me light or hit me hard,' and I haven't had a
wink of sleep either!"

The third guy said, "You guys think you have it bad! My old lady
played the slots the whole time we were there. Now, every morning, I
wake up with a sore penis and a butt full of quarters!"