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Sunday, November 26, 2006

Little girl and her mom

A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother
"How old are you?" Mommy says "Honey, women don't talk about their
age, you'll learn later on in life."

The girl then asks, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?" Mommy says, That's
another thing women don't talk about, you'll find out when you are
grown up."

The girl still wanting to know about her mother asks, "Mommy, why did
you and daddy get a divorce?" Mommy says, "Honey, that is a subject
that hurt me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about her and
her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is
sneak a look at your mother's drivers license. It's just like a report
card, it tells you everything."

The little girl and her mother are shopping again. The girl says,
"Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32 years old." Her mommy is
very shocked! She asks "Sweetheart how did you do
that?"

The girl shrugs and says, "I just know, and I know how much you weigh.
You weigh 120 pounds." The mother is flabbergasted. She asks, "Where
did you learn that?"

The little girl says, "I just know, that's all, and I know why you and
daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex!"

 

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