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Friday, June 01, 2007

Girl admiring beautiful shoes

She was gazing in the window of the shoe shop, admiring a beautiful
pair of black Italian stiletto heeled shoes, priced far beyong her
capacity to pay.
The shoe salesman in the shop beckoned her in. "You can have those
shoes if you come to bed with me", he said.
"O.K.", she replied, "but I should tell you, I don't like sex very much."
He gave her the shoes and they booked into a motel room. They took off
their clothes and jumped into bed. He humped away while she lay
passively, missionary style. Suddenly, she threww her legs up into the
air and cried,
"Wonderful!.....Beautiful!..... Oh my God, so lovely!....."
"I thought you didn't like sex", he panted.
"I don't", she replied, "I'm just admiring my beautiful new shoes."
 

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