Pat and Mick at the barber shop

Pat and Mick were being shaved by the barber in the barber shop. The
barber started to put aftershave on Pat's face.
"Don't put that stinkin' stuff on me!" exclaimed Pat. "My wife will
think I smell like a brothel!"
Then it was Mick's turn. "You can put as much aftershave on me as you
like. My wife doesn't know what a brothel smells like!"