nonveg jokes 2

Q: What’s a birth control pill?
A: It’s the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy.
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There are 4 ways to love:
Hand in hand.
That in hand.
Hand in that.
That in that.
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Sex karo daily,
Agar wo mil jaye akeli,
agar na mile akeli to pakar lo uski saheli,
agar na mile saheli to zindabad hatheli
lekin sex karo daily
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Penis is better than credit card. bcoz -accepted worldwide , auto reloadable No limit on usage Needs no authorization no need to swipe just wipe after use!
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Kaho Sunil Suhag Raat kaisi rahi
Sunil:Kuch mat poocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar toh Missed call lagi aur jab sahi number laga toh balance Nil ho gaya!
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Military Etiquettes of Penis:-
1) It Salutes da deservin ppl.
2)It Conquers da Virgin Land
3)It Marches thru thick Jungles
4) Fights till last breath!!!
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Why are the condoms transparent ?
So that the sperm can atleast enjoy the scenery!
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A girl gos 2 repair umbrela, d man said “UPAR KA KAPDA NIKALNA PADEGA NICHE SE DANDA DALNA PADEGA” girl said kuch b karo lekin pani andar nahi aana chaiye.
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Santa entered into ladies toilet. “a lady said yeh mahilaon ke liye hai”… Santa opened his zip and said yeh bhi mahilaon ke liye hai.
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REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
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