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Mom to her notorious girl: Tell me the name of the bastard, who made you pregnant.
Girl: Hey mom, after eating a dozen bananas, can u tell which one made you fat?
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Women is the best vehicle in the world.
Front - 2 bumpers!
Back - 2 bumpers!
Self lubricating when hot!
Monthly automatic engine oil change!
Every type of piston fits!
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**Season Dhamaka**
Send your girlfriend to me and get a child free..
Hurry! First 10 lucky winners will get twins.
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Q: What do you do on mother’s day?
A: Help girls in becoming mothers.
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MAN TO PRIEST: FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED I USUALLY READ DIRTY JOKES AND VIEW PICTURES OF GIRLS ON MY MOBILE.
PRIEST:FOWARD UR SINS TO ME!
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What’s common between the SUN & WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR?

1) both are hot.
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night…………
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Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,
But behind a SATISFIED woman, there are several EXHAUSTED men…
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Smoking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.

So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!
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A prostitute’s nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I’m a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.
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Teacher : What do you want to become????
Sam : Doctor…!!!!!
Teacher : Why????
Sam : Bcoz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take
off her clothes & ask her Husband to pay 4 it….!!!!
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John asks his grandpa: “Do you still have sex with granny?”
Grandpa: “Yes,but only oral.”
John says: “What is oral?”
Grandpa: “I say Fuck you, and she says: Fuck you 2.”
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Customer: Excuse me, but how can this tiny little hand bag cost so much?
Cashier: It`s made of foreskin madam, when u lick it, it becomes a suitcase!
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Who is stronger man/woman?
A. woman, coz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts only 2 stones and that with help of a crane.
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