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Saturday, March 21, 2009

Husband running out naked

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies, Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy Shit! The woman, sort of Bewildered, jumped up from the bed and the man at yelle 'Holy Shit! That must be my husband!' That must be my husband! "

So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he could to his car. He Smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he could to his car.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman 'I AM your husband, you slut!' A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamer at the woman 'I am your husband, you slut! "

The woman yelled back, "Yeah??? Then why were you running.... you Son of a Bitch !!" The woman yelle back, "Yeah? Then why were you running .... you Son of a Bitch!"

And that folks.... And that folks .... that is how the fight started. that is how the fight started.

 

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