Questions to Ponder about Viagra

If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?

If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before
approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?

I dropped a Viagra in a jar of small sweet pickles last night and this
morning had a jar full of big Kosher dills.

I would only take Viagra for intellectual purposes, so my head would swell.

Before Viagra, for some people, making love was classified as "assault
with a dead weapon."

Viagra, medicine's version of "MIRACLE-GRO." Mix Viagra and Prozac and
you have a guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really care where.

Are you taking Viagra or are you just happy to see me?

If however you do need to take Viagra, remember to swallow them
quickly otherwise you'll get a stiff neck.

A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have put out an
All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals!
They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely be
sent to a Penal Institution.

Scientists developed the idea for Viagra after studying President Clinton's DNA.