Men Vs Women

When God created woman, He crossed a dung beetle with a cow and got this cute little thing with tits that runs around looking for shit all day.

A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. 99.9% of them said, “the 10 minutes of silence”!

Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
They give like hell. They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.